Katy Perry was voted the sexiest woman in the world by the Australian magazine FHM. But, of course, we only care about Russell's reaction:
In an interview with FHM, Perry’s husband, comedian Russell Brand, said FHM readers had made a “wise choice”. “I don’t know what the criteria are for this award, but I endorse it wholeheartedly,” Brand said.
When asked whether he’d like to punch Australian men in the face for ogling his wife, Brand said: “No. How many men are there in Australia? It would take ages. Also, you are a very rugged and sporting culture, so it would take a long time and there would be reprisals. And as we know, Australians are descended from criminals, so in a fight situation, they would be prepared to fight dirty.”